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Karens laugh the loudest at your shirt, acting like they're in on the joke, because that's what Karens do.
You feel the restaurant forker love while acting all chill in a soft ring-spun, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Other restaurant forkers show you mad love because they know too well what it's all about.
The face that started it all. A revolution without weapons, only a well-placed fork.
100% designed and printed in USA on 100% USA ring-spun, soft-washed cotton. The unisex shirt is garment-dyed and preshrunk for a relaxed, comfortable fit.
Best reviews of your worst customers
A customer complained the soup wasn't hot enough. So she pulls out a mug warmer from her purse and asks the server to plug it in. 3-stars for the laugh.
I served a couple. She wrote in a 20% tip. He scribbled it out and changed it to 10%. 3-stars for her, 1-star for him = 2-star average.
A guy orders a rum and coke but insists it just have a "teeny tiny" splash of coke. Basically got a rum straight and tipped like he only bought a coke.
Holly Fork is a busy girl, always working doubles to put herself through college, but she finds the time to write about all the zany stories she comes across. An always dishy, occasionally dirty, peek into the exploits of the most memorable restaurant forkers and their forked up experiences.
You've worked through sweat, grease, and sloppy customers to earn your forks. We ain't posers neither. Our designers work in food service too. Everyone's gotta side hustle these days.
You cook and serve in the United States of Forking America. It all happens here. Same for us. Our designers are Americans who print in the US on shirts made from cotton grown in the US.
We bitch. We moan. We complain. About anything and everything - customers, coworkers, clopens. But goddamn we love this forked up industry and all of ya forking forkers.
You've worked through sweat, grease, and sloppy customers to earn your forks. We ain't posers neither. Our designers work in food service too. Everyone's gotta side hustle these days.
You cook and serve in the United States of Forking America. It all happens here. Same for us. Our designers are Americans who print in the US on shirts made from cotton grown in the US.
We bitch. We moan. We complain. About anything and everything - customers, coworkers, clopens. But goddamn we love this forked up industry and all of ya forking forkers.
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